Anonymous asked: Ovbiously not ashed of you man hood then? Get it in my fucking vagina
evidently I’m not ashamed of him.
He rocks!
Anonymous asked: IF you were at a urinal and a bloke was blatenly watching your cock, how would you react? Would you care?
this has happened… I wouldn’t/didn’t care at all.
Anonymous asked: How many fingers can you fit under your foreskin. Try it now???

two.
Anonymous asked: Do you like girls to squirt over you?

who doesn’t?
OKAY! RIGHT!
get black bag, pile all of the rubbish in my room into it.
have a fucking shower, probably bust a nut in it too.
bin everything in the kitchen and front room that may result in loss of bond money.
go to Tesco and buy some pop.
meet some people, maybe - I hate people.
come home & bust nut number 2 of the day.
Watch the avengers in bed and quote Thor line-for-line.